SpiffyGaster

SpiffyGaster (former username SpiffyGaster129) is a Minecraft player that plays on Xylum, and currently resides in the minds of the xylum community living rent free. SpiffyGaster currently lives with themselves thinking of overthrowing governments

History, I guess.
SpiffyGaster joined Xylum around the months of July-August 2020, recieving a ban on August 14 for nofly hacking. The reason for this ban was because SpiffyGaster didn't prove themselves of not hacking by not screensharing (this isnt fully known please dont kill me mods thx), this lead to a temporary ban and a lot of inactivity. SpiffyGaster started being active around September-October and isnt able to be active due to the fact Xylum died

The traitor of the USA

SpiffyGaster was one of the first founders of New York, but with the ban on August 14 making the town pretty much die and letting KenCONN remake a new, better New York. SpiffyGaster joined RamenBoy21's town of Hartford around September 2020, it being unknown when the exact date because why would you make records of a random person join a town. SpiffyGaster resided in Hartford for around the entire month until player EmbedDead stole SpiffyGaster from Hartford and took them in to Rajavansa. This caused an immense amount of outrage in RamenBoy21 for stealing one of the most active people in his town, and with him having a bit of a dislike for SpiffyGaster for being a traitor.

WAR!

SpiffyGaster was involved the US-Raj war dying multiple times but ultimately ended in a draw of sort with the war being mostly spying. Hasan2015 killed Spiffy in this war and trapped their death chest with obsidian but Spiffy had galaxy brain and use an invis pot with a fast diamond pickaxe to get the items back.

uh marriages i guess

SpiffyGaster made the horrible and worst mistake of marrying Hasan2015 (formerly A_Good_User)

Hasan2015 was/is an awful husband who regularly treated SpiffyGaster like shit, and was a douchebag in general. I fucking know what you did to me, that was rape, you one-eyed pimple.

Hasan2015 used to simp for SpiffyGaster (for unknown reasons jajajajajaja) for basically around two weeks and actually being NICE for once in a while, this unfortunately however, will never return as Hasan2015 is just a lost cause. Hasan is also shit at pvp losing multiple times while Spiffy watched Derp destroy Hasan in Hypixel, confirmed at 11/17/2020

As of 12/7/2020? , SpiffyGaster is currently married to no one lmfao!

Literally two days later, they divorced and SpiffyGaster was going to have affairs with JamessV because they wanted to prove a point, which they did. Very unnecessary point but proven anyways.

JamessV was the spose to Spiffy, which to be honest I did not see coming at all. JamessV and Spiffy had sex multiple times making a consequence that Spiffy concieved a child called "cum golem" by JamessV.

why is spiffy so horny
according to random, adoubs, cherry, unique, and more, spiffy is a "whore" when really its cherry

spiffy's children
So far spiffy has two children, cum golem, and unnamed horse. cum golem was made by james impregnating spiffy and unnamed horse was adopted.

James V's Denial of having Spiffy's children James has a constant history with Spiffy, refusing to acknowledge the fact that he concieved a child with Spiffy. Though reasonable for James to reject the idea of him having children with Spiffy, it is without a doubt a consequence that people who fuck without condoms have to deal with this, below is a video of James being caught not wanting cum golem